Cliff's crazy pick up lines

• ou must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out.
• With my luck, you’re probably here with someone.
• Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
• I really like your tan lines!
• I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
• Hi! Are you here to meet a nice man (or woman)? Or will I do?
• Your shoe is untied. Can I tie it for you?
• Have you ever had a guy follow you across the quad (or into a coffeehouse, onto the Metro) because he liked your smile?
• Say…didn’t we go to different schools at the same time?
• Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.
• My name is Elmo. You can tickle me anytime.
• You’re someone I could really blog about!
• Were we lovers in a past life?
• Um! You got sweet lips, hips, and fingertips.
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• Just because computers are incompatible doesn’t mean we are.
• I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
• Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
• Would it freak you out if I said that I've already told my mother about you? (No, why?) Well, I already called her and asked her how to approach you.
• Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?
• A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know.
• I guess I just wasn’t called to celibacy.
• Excuse me, miss, are you here alone, or is the huge guy coming this way your brother?
• Are you the girl from my future?
• Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you for sand mites. (on the beach)
• Would you like to get Chinese food (or Mexican or Italian or sushi) with me?
• Oh, I’m having that dream again!
• Did you drop this? (Hold out a dollar or a pen.)
• Have you planned our wedding yet?
• Do you like to cuddle?
• Do you know how to use a whip?
• Donna Summer wrote a song about you – “Hot Stuff.”
• Were you in the high school band?
• Were you ever a cheerleader?
• Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
• Are you the man (woman) of my dreams?
• O.K. you can kiss me later, but don’t tell anybody.
• (for Catholic high-school kids) You look fab in that plaid jumper!
• (for Catholics and Episcopalians in church) Confess here often?
• I just won the lottery! (Reply) No, I just met you!